I visited Schweaty Man, who is recoving from surgery, in his hospital room today. He asks how my pics went this weekend, and I pulled a printout from my back pocket. My newly discovered vanity has no bounds - I carry this printout with me everywhere.
After gazing at the before and current shots for what seems to be a really long time, his comment is, "Be careful. You don't want to lose your hoo-hoo's".
I think we'll chalk this one up to the use of his PCA every six minutes (Patient Controlled Anestheisia). Morphine apparently affects the filter between your brain and your mouth. I'm going to LOVE teasing him about this one when he gets back.
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Schweaty Man freakin' cracks me up
I don't think men know how to process this type of conversation, regardless of the morphine. I've never received a comment from a guy about weight loss that didn't leave me laughing or puzzled. The best, I think, was "So, um, are you getting smaller, or, um, are your boobs bigger now?"
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